Friday, December 21, 2007

The hunting and diet of the Sask Party Caucus

Knowing that Brad Wall and Sask Party are truly wolves in sheep's clothing, it is of interest to fully understand their feeding and hunting regime..

Packs of MLA's cooperatively hunt any large Unions in their range. Pack hunting revolves around the chase, as MLA's are able to run for long periods before relenting. It takes careful cooperation for a pack to take down a large Union, and the rate of success for such chase is very low.

MLA's, in the interest of saving energy, will only chase one potential union for the first thousand or so meters before giving up and trying at a different time against a different union. Therefore, like most other pack species, MLA's must hunt continually to sustain themselves. Solitary MLA's depend more on smaller animals, which they capture by pouncing and pinning with their rhetoric. This technique is also common among other canids such as the CFIB and NSBA.

MLA's diets include, but are not limited to, Federation Presidents, Union Presidents, workers and other large organized voices. The SFL is probably the heaviest animal MLA's prey on — federations weighing more than a 100,000 members having been taking hits by a pack. They also prey on past governments and other small groups in a limited manner, as a typical adult MLA requires a minimum of 1.1 rediculous allegations each day for sustenance, and approximately 2.2 archaic bills to reproduce successfully. MLA's rarely succeed each day, but compensate by trying to silence up to 100,000 workers at a time.

When pursuing large prey, MLA's generally attack from all angles, targeting the necks and sides of their prey. MLA packs test large populations of prey species by initiating a fixed election date and used car tax break, targeting the less-fit electorate. Such electoarte typically include the elderly, lower income and young. Healthy voters, such as the rich, may also succumb through circumstance.

Healthy, fit Federations of Labour will not run from MLA's and will instead choose to stand their ground. This defensive technique increases the possibility of injury to the preying MLAs. The MLAs, not willing to risk injury, are more likely to yield when encountered with such a bold individual. Instead, they will try to target weaker unionized members that are easier and safer to hunt. MLAs are generally inefficient at killing large healthy Federation, with success rates as low as 20% which is due, in part, to the large size and defensive capabilities of the Union.

Like many other keystone predators, Sask Party MLAs are sensitive to fluctuations in the abundance of prey. They are likely to have minor changes in their populations as the abundance of their primary prey species gradually rises and drops over long periods of time. This balance between the MLAs and their prey prevents the mass starvation of both predator and prey.

Surplus killing

Surplus killing is defined as the killing of several small unions too numerous to eat at one sitting. During a surplus-kill, a predator's killing instinct is continually sparked off by the stimuli of so many prey animals unable to escape, so that the predator cannot stop killing. An instance of surplus killing by right wing governments was witnessed in Canada's Federal Conservative Party, where instances of Prosperity Gaps are seen daily.


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